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Well, :iconcolumbiacutie: tagged me, and I couldn't say no to this old favourite...

1. What is your name:
Lorraine Devon Marshall. Call me Lori. 

2. Do you know why you were named that?
My dad liked the name Lori, my mom didn't - it was a compromise, and since she fucked off when I was a kid, I've been Lori since I was five; on school registers, I think it's the name I'm registered with the Marines under - everything. And my grandma's name was Devon. 

3. Are you single or taken?
Single; kinda wanting to find someone again; kinda still not over my last...y'know, I don't really wanna talk about this any more.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Fuck no,

5. Stop being a Mary sue!
What the hell is that? 

6. What's your eye colour?
Blue

7. How about hair colour?
It's sort of strawberry blonde, but I bleach the shit out of it

8. Have you any family members?
I have my mom, Deborah, who I haven't spoken to in years - she lives in Hollywood Hills and is married to a billionaire forty years her junior, and here I am, unemployed and living in a fucking dump...what? Bitter? Me? No fucking chance. On a cheerier, less bitchy note, I speak to my dad, Mitch, a lot more; he lives in upstate Illinois, which is basically Wisconsin, and I'm in Oklahoma City, so I haven't seen him face-to-face for ages (he doesn't drive; I can't drive for shit and also can't afford it; I'm afraid of flying, and I'd also die of embarrassment at both having him stay in my apartment because it's such a fucking shithole, and asking him to get a hotel because my apartment is such a fucking shithole) but we Skype and call each other a lot, and he's always been there for me. Like, flying to Afghanistan right bang smack in the middle of the fucking war because your daughter's been shot is the ultimate fucking dedication. I can't thank him enough for everything that he's done. 

9. Oh? How about pets?
Nah. Complex doesn't allow animals. Genuinely, the guy who lives next door to me legit thinks he's Jesus - he's literally pissed the word 'DYKE' onto my door because apparently I'm going to hell for who I fall in love with, regularly tells me that I'm paralysed and my fiancee was killed because we're both sinners, and shoves Westboro Baptist Church propaganda through my mail slot on a daily basis - and that's allowed, but I'm not allowed to get a fucking service dog. Jesus fucking Christ am I proud to be American. I've called the cops on him at least seven times, but apparently it's legal on grounds of 'religious freedom'. Dude, I thought homophobia was a hate crime? And even so, urinating on my property? Ozzy Osbourne got done for that, why not this asshole?

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
I hate my neighbours (both Jesus guy, and the three prostitutes on the other side of me that I can hear having obnoxiously loud sex at four in the morning. Every. Fucking. Day.) Also, people who think that women don't belong in the Forces. I served for nine years with men smaller in mind and larger in body than I was, I was more likely to be sexually assaulted by any one of those men than I was to be killed by enemy fire, I spent half my life trying to prove myself to those assholes, and in the end, it was me who carried half of them off of the battlefield when shit hit the fan. So don't you dare say a fucking word against me, or what I've done for my country. 

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I like to work out, and...okay, that and wallow in self-pity at home is about all I do. I also have that 'support group; thing, but I only go for Nora, Dan, and the free Krispy Kremes. 

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I was in the Marines; the fuck do you think? 

13. Ever... killed anyone before?
Yep, four people I think, and I regret every one of 'em. However, to all the fuckheads that come out with bullcrap like this i46.tinypic.com/2eald3a.jpg amd cdn.timesofisrael.com/uploads/… - there were six women in my barracks, and not a single fuckin' one of 'em EVER harmed a kid. However, half the men I knew thought with their triggers, and asked questions later; I know a guy who blew away a fucking school bus of teenagers based on a suspicion; in my mind, he's no better than those kids fron Columbine of Virginia Tech. It is a fact that military ladies have killed children - but don't pretend that any of your 'heroes' from Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan in the days before I couldn't fight never did. Now go fuck yourself. 

14. What kind of animal are you?
I'm a fucking moose. Happy now? 
Me; She's human

15. Name your worst habits.
Calling people out for being assholes, and overthinking things. The last one hurts me more than it does anyone else.


16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
My dad.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?
I'm a lesbian. 

18. Do you go to school?
No, I'm an adult. I graduated as a valedictorian, and went straight into a law degree, which I then dorpped out of three years later. Worked a few shitty jobs for a while - like, stuff like diners and 7-11 - and eventually joined the Marines with a little help from my dad persuading me. 

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Yes and no: I want to get married, but at the same time, I don't. It'd be too bittersweet. As for kids...I personally can't because the same shot that broke my back ruptured my uterus, so it's sort of impossible. Also, children are kinda annoying. 

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I think I'd best ask the audience on this one...

21. What are you most afraid of?
I have a list, actually.  

22. What do you usually wear?
A t-shirt or tank top; jacket; jeans or camo pants; DMs, combat boots, or Litas. It's the one advantage of the whole 'can't walk' thing - I get the advantage of looking fucking amazing in heels, they last me forever because I don't wear the tread down, and my feet aren't killing me by the time the day's out

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Any spicy food. I'm a bit of a freak for stuff like Thai and Indian. 

24. Am I annoying you?
Maybe a little

25. Well, it's still not over!
Oh well

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Probably lower. Like, I'm not exactly homeless, but I could be waaaay better off

27. How many friends do you have?
Several people from the support group, Nora obviously, and one or two gals from the Marines that I stay in sort-of contact with. 

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Eh

29. Favorite drink?
I don't drink alcohol...probably Dr Pepper 

30. What's your favorite place?
My family home back in Illinois...waaay more happy memories than I have anywhere else. I'd love to move back out with my dad, but I'm terrified of being a burden. 

31. Are you interested in anyone~?
Not really.

32. That was a stupid question.
No fucking shit

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or an ocean?
I'd sooner swim in a lake, because I'm a tad agoraphobic, and a lake sounds more enclosed.

34. What's your type?
Well, I've had two girlfriends in my life; one of them was Korean, buff as fuck, and in every other sense very feminine and girly; the other was basically a man. SO probably one of the two.

35. Any fetishes?
Not really. The whole 'don't ask, don't tell' thing was still a thing when I was in the forces, so any sex, I had to be quiet both about and during, so not much room for creativity. 

36. Camping or indoors?
Indoors, obviously. 
The other night, I counldn't sleep, and thus challenged myself to write down between 5 and 10 songs per OC I use on a frequent basis - all MMII's lot, and my main WwL chicas that I actually like. So, here we go. And I'm including links. How kind of me (and there's about 75 songs here - took for-fucking-ever) 

EDIT: Added a load more songs, and a few more characters :XD: The new ones don't have links yet

RANA


1. Coma White - Marilyn Manson [link]
2. The Lonely - Christina Perri [link]
3. Hurt - Nine-Inch Nails [link]
4. Turn it Off - Paramore [link]
5. No Good Deed - Idina Menzel [link]
6. Suicide Solution - Ozzy Osbourne [link]
7. Serial Killer - Lana Del Rey [link]
8. Monster - Lady GaGa [link]
9. Hallelujah - Bon Jovi [link]
10. Chandelier - Sia [link]
11. The Speed of Pain - Marilyn Manson
12. How you Remind Me - Nickelback
13. Happiness in Slavery - Nine-Inch Nails
14. Closer - Nine-Inch Nails
15. Ultraviolence - Lana Del Rey

EVELYN


1. The Promise - Emma Blackery [link]
2. She-Wolf - Sia [link]
3. Wild Horses - The Rolling Stones [link]
4. Killer Queen - Queen [link]
5. Die Another Day - Madonna [link]
6. Skyfall - Adele [link]
7. You Know my Name - Chris Cornell [link]
8. Dark Paradise - Lana Del Rey [link]
9. People Like Us - Kelly Clarkson [link]
10. Clown - Emeli Sande [link]
11. Explosions - Ellie Goulding
12. The Wolf - Phildel
13. Many of Horror - Biffy Clyro
14. Afraid of the Dark - Phildel
15. Rebel Rebel - David Bowie


LORNA


1. All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u [link]
2. Flaws - Bastille [link]
3. As Long as You're Mine - Idina Menzel and Leo Norbert Butz [link]
4. A Song About a Girl - Patty Walters and Luke Cutforth [link]
5. Stay the Night - Zedd feat. Hayley Williams [link]
6. Perfect - Emma Blackery [link]
7. Selfie - Nina Nesbitt [link]
8. Team - Lorde [link]
9. Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey [link]
10. How Long Will I Love You - Ellie Goulding [link]
11. Snow - Malumi
12. Crimson and Clover - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
13. Safe and Sound - Capital Cities
14. Please Don't Leave Me - P!nk
15. Primadonna Girl - Marina and the Diamonds


SEVERINE


1. Government Hooker - Lady GaGa [link]
2. Lust for Life - Iggy Pop [link]
3. (I'm Gonna) Run Away - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts [link]
4. Tainted Love - Soft Cell [link]
5. Criminal - Britney Spears [link]
6. This is what Makes Us Girls - Lana Del Rey [link]
7. Try Try Try - The Smashing Pumpkins [link]
8. Black Chandelier - Biffy Clyro [link]
9. Hell on High Heels - Motley Crue [link]
10. Girls - The 1975 [link]
11. Homewrecker - Marina and the Diamonds
12. Bubblegum Bitch - Marina and the Diamonds
13. My Michelle - Guns n Roses
14. Main Event - RuPaul
15. Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah) - Gary Glitter

LORI


1. One-Woman Army - Porcelain Black
2. When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne
3. Champion - RuPaul
4. Fear of Dying - Jack Off Jill
5. Gods & Monsters - Lana Del Rey
6. She Keeps Me Warm - Mary Lambert
7. Blown Away - Carrie Underwood

NORA


1. Sharada - Skye Sweetnam
2. Here's to Never Growing Up - Avril Lavigne
3. Just the Way I Am - Skye Sweetnam
4. Roar - Katy Perry
5. Material Girl - Madonna
6. Ooh La La - Britney Spears
7. Raise Your Glass - P!nk

MMII


1. Slutgarden - Marilyn Manson [link]
2. User Friendly - Marilyn Manson [link]
3. Mephistopheles of Los Angeles - Marilyn Manson [link]
4. Queen of the Damned - Me
5. Isis - Me
6. Heavy Metal Lover - Lady GaGa [link]
7. Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety-Zag - Marilyn Manson [link]
8. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne [link]
9. Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith [link]
10. You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC [link]
11. Amerika - Rammstein
12. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Robert Hazard


SHAKIRA 


1. Kiss Me Deadly - Lita Ford [link]
2. Cherrie Bomb - The Runaways [link]
3. Miss World - Hole [link]
4. Punched in the Teeth by Love - Motley Crue [link]
5. World on Fire - Slash  [link]

JK


1. Mr Vain - Culture Beat [link]
2. Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine [link]
3. Rock Star - Nickelback [link]
4. The Love Song - Marilyn Manson [link]
5. Fuck You - Lily Allen [link]

CYNDI


1. Androgynous -  The Replacements [link]
2. The Dope Show - Marilyn Manson [link]
3. The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson [link]
4. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana [link]
5. The Wall - Pink Floyd [link]


LARA


1. Irresponsible Hate Anthem - Marilyn Manson [link]
2. Mister Cellophane - John C Reilly [link]
3. 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton [link]
4. What Is This Feeling (from about 0:51 to 2:06) - Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth [link]
5. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus [link]

MOK

(not my character, but in my fanon I've kinda reinvented him, as it's him in...better days.) 

1. Pour Some Sugar on Me - Deff Leppard [link]
2. Purple Haze - The Jimi Hendrix Experience [link]
3. Electric Chapel - Lady GaGa [link]
4. Ka-Boon Ka-Boom - Marilyn Manson [link]
5. Closer - Nine Inch Nails [link]
The other night, I counldn't sleep, and thus challenged myself to write down between 5 and 10 songs per OC I use on a frequent basis - all MMII's lot, and my main WwL chicas that I actually like. So, here we go. And I'm including links. How kind of me (and there's about 75 songs here - took for-fucking-ever) 

EDIT: Added a load more songs, and a few more characters :XD: The new ones don't have links yet

RANA


1. Coma White - Marilyn Manson [link]
2. The Lonely - Christina Perri [link]
3. Hurt - Nine-Inch Nails [link]
4. Turn it Off - Paramore [link]
5. No Good Deed - Idina Menzel [link]
6. Suicide Solution - Ozzy Osbourne [link]
7. Serial Killer - Lana Del Rey [link]
8. Monster - Lady GaGa [link]
9. Hallelujah - Bon Jovi [link]
10. Chandelier - Sia [link]
11. The Speed of Pain - Marilyn Manson
12. How you Remind Me - Nickelback
13. Happiness in Slavery - Nine-Inch Nails
14. Closer - Nine-Inch Nails
15. Ultraviolence - Lana Del Rey

EVELYN


1. The Promise - Emma Blackery [link]
2. She-Wolf - Sia [link]
3. Wild Horses - The Rolling Stones [link]
4. Killer Queen - Queen [link]
5. Die Another Day - Madonna [link]
6. Skyfall - Adele [link]
7. You Know my Name - Chris Cornell [link]
8. Dark Paradise - Lana Del Rey [link]
9. People Like Us - Kelly Clarkson [link]
10. Clown - Emeli Sande [link]
11. Explosions - Ellie Goulding
12. The Wolf - Phildel
13. Many of Horror - Biffy Clyro
14. Afraid of the Dark - Phildel
15. Rebel Rebel - David Bowie


LORNA


1. All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u [link]
2. Flaws - Bastille [link]
3. As Long as You're Mine - Idina Menzel and Leo Norbert Butz [link]
4. A Song About a Girl - Patty Walters and Luke Cutforth [link]
5. Stay the Night - Zedd feat. Hayley Williams [link]
6. Perfect - Emma Blackery [link]
7. Selfie - Nina Nesbitt [link]
8. Team - Lorde [link]
9. Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey [link]
10. How Long Will I Love You - Ellie Goulding [link]
11. Snow - Malumi
12. Crimson and Clover - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
13. Safe and Sound - Capital Cities
14. Please Don't Leave Me - P!nk
15. Primadonna Girl - Marina and the Diamonds


SEVERINE


1. Government Hooker - Lady GaGa [link]
2. Lust for Life - Iggy Pop [link]
3. (I'm Gonna) Run Away - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts [link]
4. Tainted Love - Soft Cell [link]
5. Criminal - Britney Spears [link]
6. This is what Makes Us Girls - Lana Del Rey [link]
7. Try Try Try - The Smashing Pumpkins [link]
8. Black Chandelier - Biffy Clyro [link]
9. Hell on High Heels - Motley Crue [link]
10. Girls - The 1975 [link]
11. Homewrecker - Marina and the Diamonds
12. Bubblegum Bitch - Marina and the Diamonds
13. My Michelle - Guns n Roses
14. Main Event - RuPaul
15. Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah) - Gary Glitter

LORI


1. One-Woman Army - Porcelain Black
2. When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne
3. Champion - RuPaul
4. Fear of Dying - Jack Off Jill
5. Gods & Monsters - Lana Del Rey
6. She Keeps Me Warm - Mary Lambert
7. Blown Away - Carrie Underwood

NORA


1. Sharada - Skye Sweetnam
2. Here's to Never Growing Up - Avril Lavigne
3. Just the Way I Am - Skye Sweetnam
4. Roar - Katy Perry
5. Material Girl - Madonna
6. Ooh La La - Britney Spears
7. Raise Your Glass - P!nk

MMII


1. Slutgarden - Marilyn Manson [link]
2. User Friendly - Marilyn Manson [link]
3. Mephistopheles of Los Angeles - Marilyn Manson [link]
4. Queen of the Damned - Me
5. Isis - Me
6. Heavy Metal Lover - Lady GaGa [link]
7. Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety-Zag - Marilyn Manson [link]
8. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne [link]
9. Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith [link]
10. You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC [link]
11. Amerika - Rammstein
12. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Robert Hazard


SHAKIRA 


1. Kiss Me Deadly - Lita Ford [link]
2. Cherrie Bomb - The Runaways [link]
3. Miss World - Hole [link]
4. Punched in the Teeth by Love - Motley Crue [link]
5. World on Fire - Slash  [link]

JK


1. Mr Vain - Culture Beat [link]
2. Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine [link]
3. Rock Star - Nickelback [link]
4. The Love Song - Marilyn Manson [link]
5. Fuck You - Lily Allen [link]

CYNDI


1. Androgynous -  The Replacements [link]
2. The Dope Show - Marilyn Manson [link]
3. The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson [link]
4. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana [link]
5. The Wall - Pink Floyd [link]


LARA


1. Irresponsible Hate Anthem - Marilyn Manson [link]
2. Mister Cellophane - John C Reilly [link]
3. 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton [link]
4. What Is This Feeling (from about 0:51 to 2:06) - Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth [link]
5. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus [link]

MOK

(not my character, but in my fanon I've kinda reinvented him, as it's him in...better days.) 

1. Pour Some Sugar on Me - Deff Leppard [link]
2. Purple Haze - The Jimi Hendrix Experience [link]
3. Electric Chapel - Lady GaGa [link]
4. Ka-Boon Ka-Boom - Marilyn Manson [link]
5. Closer - Nine Inch Nails [link]
This is inspired by a Jenna Marbles video of the same name, and basically I'm having a bit of a comedic rant about stuff people keep saying. Okay, so to those of you who I did not note a few weeks ago, I can't be fucked making a big secret of it any more. I've gotten a lot more public about it in school (well, I've told a few more friends at least) and I figure I may as well say it on here. I'm a lesbian, And I sort of expect a lot of reactions to be something like this:



Now, almost everyone has reacted positively, and for that I am forever grateful. However, there are a few types of people that need to sit the fuck down, re-evaluate exactly what it is they're saying, and stfu. Some of it is blatantly homophobic, a lot are backhanded compliments, and some are just downright stupid. So, without further ado, here is my list of 'people who need to pipe the fuck down'. Or, alternatively, 'Things NOT to say to people in the LGBTQA+ (patricularly in this case, lesbian) community'

  1. "Oh, I knew you were gay." - No you fucking didn't. Because I never fucking told you. 
  2. "You're too pretty to be a lesbian." - This is just backhanded and stupid - for one thing, have you fucking SEEN Portia de Rossi? Secondly, how dare you try and negate and/or erase my sexuality based on my physical appearance? Like, how fucking stupid would I sound if I told you that you were too pretty to be straight?
  3. "I don't actually feel uncomfortable around you." (in fairness, this was said whilst in a tent with six other girls, three of whom including me were in their bras because it was freakin roasting, but it's still awful) - Well, thank fucking goodness for that, because if I had expected you to, I'd never have told you. You shouldn't feel any more 'uncomfortable' around me than you would in front of any straight guy. What exactly am I going to do? Like, I'm a decent human being; I know that you're straight, regardless of how much I like you, thus I would never, EVER make an advance on you because I know you wouldn't consent to or enjoy it. Again, it's juts another backhanded compliment that is just generally quite hurtful. 
  4. "Do you have a girlfriend?" - Okay, this is pretty understandable, but if I wanted you to know, I'd tell you.
  5. "Have you had sex yet?" - R. U. D. E. Enough said.
  6. Following directly on from that last one..."If you haven't done it with a girl, how do you know?" - Because boobs are amazing, dicks freak me out, and I go all swoony whenever I hear Jane Lynch's voice. How do you know that you're straight? 
  7. "Oh, _______ is gay, do you know them?"  - Okay, that's like saying to POC 'Oh, so-and-so is black, do you know them?" Like, regarding LBGT+ people, there's 300,000 of us, and that's just in Scotland. We aren't all telepathically connected or something - it's a stupid fucking question. 
  8. "Do you have a crush on me?" - The answer to this one is usually 'no'. Just think about that before you ask. Would you run about asking that to every single straight guy you met? No. So why am I any different? 
  9.  "Who do you like?" - See no. 4 on that one
  10. "Are your parents okay with it?" - Why do you assume they wouldn't be? All that does is perpetuate the idea that parents shouldn't accept their kids for who they are. (For the record, my parents don't know, but I have been brought up with my mum and dad, particularly my mum, having a very open view on homosexuality; the rule in my house is 'IDGAF who you date, as long as it's no-one until you've sat your Highers' (FYI, Highers and/or Advanced Highers are the big exams we have to take in Scotland; similar to SATs in America and A-Levels in the rest of the UK.))
  11. "Oh, it's just a phase." - No. It's not.
  12. "Do you want to get married?" - Dude. I'm 14. Chill. I'll figure that out closer to the time. 
  13. "If you get married, which one of you and your partner is going to carry your baby?" - Again, why am I expected to know this now? I don't know who I'll wind up married to, or what their preferences will be. Maybe I'll adopt. Maybe I won't want kids.
  14. "You're not really gay, you just hate men." (this one is mostly guys) - The fuck? If we're going with the same logic, you aren't really straight. 
  15. Any TMI questions like my personal kinks or fetishes, my 'type' of girl, etc. - These are all just rude and invasive and WAAAAY too personal. Why am I expected to answer that sort of stuff?
  16. "So, like...how does sex work?" - There ARE ways to have sex that don't involve having dicks inside of you. 
  17. "God, I LOVE lesbians, they're soooo hot." (this one is exclusively guys so far) - I think people saying stuff like this is stupid and rude; please, please PLEASE do not contribute to, or expect me to support the fetishisation of my sexuality. Also, a lot of lesbian porn stars aren't actually lesbians. Fun fact for y'all. 
  18. (People don't say this to me per say, but it's offensive) The use of 'gay' as a slur or derogatory term - Don't use that word as an insult - it's unfair, damaging, and offensive to the LGBT+ community. Seriously, if you are ever in a relationship with anyone who uses the word 'gay' as a synonym for 'bad' or 'stupid', calls people 'faggots', 'dykes', or any other slur (as well as throwing around the N-word if they aren't black) RUN. Run for your fucking life. 
  19. (In response to me getting pissed about them calling me a rug muncher or some other stupid insult like that) "Well, you're homophobic if you're offended by that." - This wins the prize for the stupidest thing I have ever heard. No, I am not a homophobe for disliking you making a public discussion out of my private life; I was offended because a) you thought my private business was an acceptable conversation to have with other people and b) you were weaponizing a very real part of me as if it were an insult 
  20. "We can't do gay sex ed -  it makes me uncomfortable." -  Now you know how I feel when I have to put a condom on a cucumber, or learn every singe in and out of sex I am never going to have. I take so so many issues with it - the fact that how to have safe hetero sex is shoved straight down our throats from age 11, but I didn't even know that lesbians can get STDs from oral until I Googled it; the assumption that everybody in the class is straight; the fact that being gay is still so seldom talked about, in a sort of backhanded 'it's okay to be gay, just don't be' sort of way; the issue that I have to listen to every single trope about 'normal' sex, which makes me feel out of place and uncomfortable, yet the straight kids in class don't have to learn what we do because it makes them fell the same way; it's a blatant double-standard.  
  21. And finally...both guys who get it up to lesbian porn but hate gay guys, and girls who are disgusted by lesbians but obsessed with yaoi/having a gay best friend - Stop.
Also worth a mention are the guy who'd been chasing me for over a year who I told so he'd leave me alone who then proceeded to ask me out again less than a week later and the three girls who are driving one of my friendships apart by CONSTANTLY asking if me and another of my gay friends are dating yet - thanks for fuckin nothing.

I hope this was educational and not too rant-y, and I'll see you all soon,

Prosper xx


One More Hello Cast by Prosper-the-XVIII
One More Hello Cast
I had to make that meme on the preview because everything else related to female soldiers was disgustingly fucking sexist. So I made this in retaliation :iconfuckyeahplz:

So yeah, character sheet :la: Drew this up in a hot minute - casting was a piece of piss, seeing as I can almost hear every character's voice in my head already.
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Prosper-the-XVIII
Feminist Killjoy
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United Kingdom
:iconuparrowplz: This means Scotland curse those stupid bastards for voting 'No'
Ohai! :iconexcitedhiplz:

I'm Prosper, the Queen of Procrastination and....actually, that's about it...

I'm a substandard artist and alright author. I can do makeup sometimes, I cosplay once in a blue moon, and that's about it. Very unsopectacular teenager who needs to get a life outside of music, Netflix and Rocky Horror. Bleh.

Aside from this, I love the British hospital soap opera Casualty (especially the character Dixie, who is a paramedic), James Bond, Wreck-It Ralph, The Hunger Games, marilyn Manson, Joan Jett and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. At present moment in time, ESPECIALLY The Rocky Horror Picture Show :icondrfranknfurterplz:

That said, enjoy your time here in my special little corner of the Internet which you have no doubt accidentally stumbled into, and don't forget to wipe your feet on your way in.

Oh, check out my Tumblr as well - it's suicide-by-cyanide.tumblr.com. If you want Rocky Horror, Marilyn Manson, Stanley Tucci, Sphynx cats and other such shit by the truckload, it's the place to be :XD:



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Well, :iconcolumbiacutie: tagged me, and I couldn't say no to this old favourite...

1. What is your name:
Lorraine Devon Marshall. Call me Lori. 

2. Do you know why you were named that?
My dad liked the name Lori, my mom didn't - it was a compromise, and since she fucked off when I was a kid, I've been Lori since I was five; on school registers, I think it's the name I'm registered with the Marines under - everything. And my grandma's name was Devon. 

3. Are you single or taken?
Single; kinda wanting to find someone again; kinda still not over my last...y'know, I don't really wanna talk about this any more.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Fuck no,

5. Stop being a Mary sue!
What the hell is that? 

6. What's your eye colour?
Blue

7. How about hair colour?
It's sort of strawberry blonde, but I bleach the shit out of it

8. Have you any family members?
I have my mom, Deborah, who I haven't spoken to in years - she lives in Hollywood Hills and is married to a billionaire forty years her junior, and here I am, unemployed and living in a fucking dump...what? Bitter? Me? No fucking chance. On a cheerier, less bitchy note, I speak to my dad, Mitch, a lot more; he lives in upstate Illinois, which is basically Wisconsin, and I'm in Oklahoma City, so I haven't seen him face-to-face for ages (he doesn't drive; I can't drive for shit and also can't afford it; I'm afraid of flying, and I'd also die of embarrassment at both having him stay in my apartment because it's such a fucking shithole, and asking him to get a hotel because my apartment is such a fucking shithole) but we Skype and call each other a lot, and he's always been there for me. Like, flying to Afghanistan right bang smack in the middle of the fucking war because your daughter's been shot is the ultimate fucking dedication. I can't thank him enough for everything that he's done. 

9. Oh? How about pets?
Nah. Complex doesn't allow animals. Genuinely, the guy who lives next door to me legit thinks he's Jesus - he's literally pissed the word 'DYKE' onto my door because apparently I'm going to hell for who I fall in love with, regularly tells me that I'm paralysed and my fiancee was killed because we're both sinners, and shoves Westboro Baptist Church propaganda through my mail slot on a daily basis - and that's allowed, but I'm not allowed to get a fucking service dog. Jesus fucking Christ am I proud to be American. I've called the cops on him at least seven times, but apparently it's legal on grounds of 'religious freedom'. Dude, I thought homophobia was a hate crime? And even so, urinating on my property? Ozzy Osbourne got done for that, why not this asshole?

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
I hate my neighbours (both Jesus guy, and the three prostitutes on the other side of me that I can hear having obnoxiously loud sex at four in the morning. Every. Fucking. Day.) Also, people who think that women don't belong in the Forces. I served for nine years with men smaller in mind and larger in body than I was, I was more likely to be sexually assaulted by any one of those men than I was to be killed by enemy fire, I spent half my life trying to prove myself to those assholes, and in the end, it was me who carried half of them off of the battlefield when shit hit the fan. So don't you dare say a fucking word against me, or what I've done for my country. 

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I like to work out, and...okay, that and wallow in self-pity at home is about all I do. I also have that 'support group; thing, but I only go for Nora, Dan, and the free Krispy Kremes. 

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I was in the Marines; the fuck do you think? 

13. Ever... killed anyone before?
Yep, four people I think, and I regret every one of 'em. However, to all the fuckheads that come out with bullcrap like this i46.tinypic.com/2eald3a.jpg amd cdn.timesofisrael.com/uploads/… - there were six women in my barracks, and not a single fuckin' one of 'em EVER harmed a kid. However, half the men I knew thought with their triggers, and asked questions later; I know a guy who blew away a fucking school bus of teenagers based on a suspicion; in my mind, he's no better than those kids fron Columbine of Virginia Tech. It is a fact that military ladies have killed children - but don't pretend that any of your 'heroes' from Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan in the days before I couldn't fight never did. Now go fuck yourself. 

14. What kind of animal are you?
I'm a fucking moose. Happy now? 
Me; She's human

15. Name your worst habits.
Calling people out for being assholes, and overthinking things. The last one hurts me more than it does anyone else.


16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
My dad.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?
I'm a lesbian. 

18. Do you go to school?
No, I'm an adult. I graduated as a valedictorian, and went straight into a law degree, which I then dorpped out of three years later. Worked a few shitty jobs for a while - like, stuff like diners and 7-11 - and eventually joined the Marines with a little help from my dad persuading me. 

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Yes and no: I want to get married, but at the same time, I don't. It'd be too bittersweet. As for kids...I personally can't because the same shot that broke my back ruptured my uterus, so it's sort of impossible. Also, children are kinda annoying. 

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I think I'd best ask the audience on this one...

21. What are you most afraid of?
I have a list, actually.  

22. What do you usually wear?
A t-shirt or tank top; jacket; jeans or camo pants; DMs, combat boots, or Litas. It's the one advantage of the whole 'can't walk' thing - I get the advantage of looking fucking amazing in heels, they last me forever because I don't wear the tread down, and my feet aren't killing me by the time the day's out

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Any spicy food. I'm a bit of a freak for stuff like Thai and Indian. 

24. Am I annoying you?
Maybe a little

25. Well, it's still not over!
Oh well

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Probably lower. Like, I'm not exactly homeless, but I could be waaaay better off

27. How many friends do you have?
Several people from the support group, Nora obviously, and one or two gals from the Marines that I stay in sort-of contact with. 

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Eh

29. Favorite drink?
I don't drink alcohol...probably Dr Pepper 

30. What's your favorite place?
My family home back in Illinois...waaay more happy memories than I have anywhere else. I'd love to move back out with my dad, but I'm terrified of being a burden. 

31. Are you interested in anyone~?
Not really.

32. That was a stupid question.
No fucking shit

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or an ocean?
I'd sooner swim in a lake, because I'm a tad agoraphobic, and a lake sounds more enclosed.

34. What's your type?
Well, I've had two girlfriends in my life; one of them was Korean, buff as fuck, and in every other sense very feminine and girly; the other was basically a man. SO probably one of the two.

35. Any fetishes?
Not really. The whole 'don't ask, don't tell' thing was still a thing when I was in the forces, so any sex, I had to be quiet both about and during, so not much room for creativity. 

36. Camping or indoors?
Indoors, obviously. 

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Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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I think you might really this show!
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kevsenpai Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for the fav!
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CelticWarriorMoon Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey :D I noticed you haven't been as active here recently. If you don't mind me asking, what's up? :)
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13foxywolf666 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wp-images.emusic.com/assets/20… Just leaving this here...
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Prosper-the-XVIII Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:faint: New album came out on the 20th. Me? Excited? No, not at all
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CelticWarriorMoon Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know right? I was gonna tell you that, but it looks like I'm too late :XD:
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13foxywolf666 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just saw him on iTunes and was like, Prosper's gonna flip her shit! He looks really sexy on that cover. The evil king look suits him!
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Prosper-the-XVIII Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I got a Twitter account purely so I could stalk the release - do you really think it'd slip by me? :iconlottieplz:

A-fuckin-men :drool: It suits him so well, and I'm so glad he's acting his age - heaven knows I thought he would return to the days of prancing about stark bollock naked save for boots and a g-string and doing drugs in a limo with Trent Reznor, which is not too great for a borderline overweight 4-something with a history of drug problems and Hitler's haircut
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CelticWarriorMoon Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That awkward moment when I realise that I'd never faved 99.9% of your Hunger Games fan art... :hmm:

I honestly do not know why I didn't until now - I guess I wasn't as in to it as you are, and I'm still not, but at least I understand it better now. :-)
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Prosper-the-XVIII Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you :hug:
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